I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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