For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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