so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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