Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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