Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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