fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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