nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hippo gnu deer
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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