I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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