Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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