Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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