Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish i was in the wii world.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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