It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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she told me i tasted like america
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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