he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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