Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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