You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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