I'm drive I can fine osifer
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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