I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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