They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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