If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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