I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Buhtt sex?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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