Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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