Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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