is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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