all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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