SEEEEXXX PLEASE
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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