Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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