Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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