quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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