if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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