Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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