butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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