ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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