we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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