so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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