I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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