STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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