Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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