Do vagina's smell?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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