just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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