Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I think I just sharted jello shots
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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