he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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