after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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