He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
