You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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