talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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