...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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