i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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