what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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