You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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