You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
