Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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