you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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