sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I love you. Go after that dick
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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