Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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