Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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