Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just google imaged poop.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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